THE PERFECT GIFT (For People Who Already Own Socks and Unresolved Issues): Give the gift of glorious nonsense - a ridiculous-yet-touching keepsake. Whether it’s celebrating a friend’s emotional instability, lifelong mediocrity, or professional-level procrastination, these framed certificates deliver humour, warmth, and exactly zero practicality. READY TO HANG, ROLL EYES, AND LAUGH: Framed in a modern black A4 size frame (8.5 x 12 inches ...ish), these beauties come ready to grace office walls, bedroom shelves, or bathroom doors. Wherever passive-aggressive humour thrives, we’ve got you covered. A TROPHY FOR BEING A HUMAN DISASTER: Each certificate is lovingly written by sarcastic professionals and printed on high-quality heavyweight paper because if you’re going to commemorate questionable achievements, it deserves to be archival-grade. UNISEX, AGELESS, AND EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ROASTING: Perfect for best friends, partners, co-workers, or that one cousin who still owes you money. Equal parts heartfelt and hilarious - very likely to cause smirks, chuckles, guffaws, or light snorting UK-DESIGNED, INTERNALLY TESTED: Lovingly developed in-house by a team of emotionally unstable creatives who tested every certificate on themselves. Side effects included laughter, nostalgia, and mild ego inflation. Zero experts were consulted in the creation of these mock awards, but we did ask some randoms down the pub. A guy at the bar said it was genius, so here we are.