QUALITY MISTLETOE ALTERNATIVE - The Missile Toad is made of a tough plastic and comes with 12 inches of red velvet ribbon so you can hang your funny christmas decoration without worry! NO GLITTER, NO MESS - unlike most mistletoe decorations, we use absolutely no glitter, meaning 1 less big mess for you to clean up this holiday season. LIGHTWEIGHT - our funny little mistletoe christmas decoration is made with lightweight material, meaning it can be hung very easily in your doorways or on a tree! (Hint: try tying it to a stick and dangle it between your friends) BRINGER OF KISSES, DESTROYER OF SUMMER - the vivid color combination we use, in addition to the unique shape of your new funny xmas decor, will certainly draw attention and start a conversation. GIFT FOR PUN-LOVING DADS - Have someone in your life that loves bad jokes? Love hearing your family groan when they hear a punch line? Look no further!